If I were Prime Minister…

Posted on 28 April 2015


There is no getting away from it. The election is but a hop, skip and a jump away.

I don’t know about you, but if I hear one more pleading/whining politician I think I may explode.

But it has got me thinking. Thinking about what I would do if I were Prime Minister.


So, here is my actors’ manifesto:

  1.  I would put a shed load of money into producing more TV, Film and Theatre.
  2. All bona fide actors would get plenty of well paid acting work.
  3. All reality TV would be stopped immediately!
  4. Mediocre and bad actors would have to go to acting classes to improve.
  5. The lazy, talentless and deluded would not be allowed to get on TV…EVER.
  6. Actors who ‘over act’ would need to go to Over Actors Anonymous. The first step would be for them to admit that they are over acting!
  7. I would introduce National Actors’ Day. Everyone can go and watch any film or theatre production free of charge.

What do you think?

Personally, I think I am onto something.

I just need a Party name now.

Any suggestions?

Post them below and we’ll announce the best one.